BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...

  • Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
  • Ron Weasley: food porn blog
  • Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
  • Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
  • Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
  • Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
  • Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
  • Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
  • McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
  • Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
  • Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
  • Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
  • Dumbledore: all the gay porn

urgh! i am so sick of this. tumblr your great and all but the some of the people on here really do grind my fucking gears.

i mean srsly, you’re anorexic because you didn’t eat dinner last night? no your an attention seeking whore. slit your wrists because you know no other way of coping? no you’re an attention seeking whore. 

i mean where do you people get off? do you actually get some fucked up thrill from jumping on the bandwagon? I mean do you realise by doing that you are only encouraging those who actually have a genuine illness and are too scared and ashamed to make attention posts.


its diabolically disgusting that there are fucked up little kids out there who actually get something out of pretending to be an ed suffer. fucking give over. you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.